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I find these quotes amusing..

63% of all statistics are made up… including this one.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Technical people respond to questions in three ways
It is technically impossible (meaning: I don’t feel like doing it);
It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer);
The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don’t know).

The Dogbert method of eliminating guilt is simple. All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All you have to do is find them and kill them.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Work is for losers. A winner says ‘That’s on my list’ and never commits to a deadline.

Btw, all credits to http://www.dilbert.com
(official site of Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert comic strips)